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The Horny Toad Guesthouse Simpson Bay

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The Horny Toad Guesthouse 4*

 Wi-Fi
 Private beach

Beach access

 Sports activities

Golf course

 Air conditioning
 No pets allowed

A sundeck and a golf course are available at The Horny Toad Guest House Simpson Bay, and Prickly Pear is 3.8 km away. Additional features at the aparthotel include a terrace with a barbeque grill and outdoor dining areas.

Located 250 metres from Le Grand Marche, this 4-star hotel is just a 5-minute walk from Mary Star of the Sea Church. Pelican Key is 2.3 km from The Toad and Princess Juliana International airport is 5 km away. Guests of the property can get to Maho Beach, which is 25 minutes' walk away.

This accommodation features 8 rooms with tea/coffee making equipment, and such comforts as an air conditioner. A toaster, a cooktop, and kitchenware are also provided for self-catering.

The quick bites Abu Ghazi Shwarma is situated just moments from the beachfront The Horny Toad Guest House.

  • Local attractions
  • Bobby's Marina
    399 km
  • Simpson Bay Beach
    469 km
  • Kim Sha Beach
    1129 km
  • Pelican Key
    1219 km
  • Abundant Grace Community Church
    569 km
  • Bada Bing Adult Entertainment
    218 km
  • Red Diamond
    769 km
  • booze it up
    1235 km
  • Airports
  • Princess Juliana International Airport
    3.3 km

Facilities

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Wi-Fi
  • Parking
  • Safe deposit box
  • VIP check-in/ -out
  • No pets allowed
  • Security
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers
  • Key access

Meals and drinks

  • Cookware/ Kitchen utensils
  • Outdoor dining area

Activities and relaxation

  • Beach access
  • Beach umbrellas
  • Sun loungers
  • Sun terrace
  • Garden area
  • BBQ facilities
  • Golf course

Services

  • Housekeeping
  • Car hire
  • Laundry
  • Tours/Ticket assistance
  • Grocery shopping service

In the room

  • Air conditioning
  • Soundproofed rooms
  • Patio
  • Terrace
  • Garden furniture
  • Tea and coffee facilities
  • Dining table
  • Ironing facilities
  • AM/FM alarm clock
  • Board games

Important notice

Check-in: from 15:00 until 21:00
Check-out: from 08:00 until 11:00

Details & Rates



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Guest reviews

Scott

stayed in 2021-06-01

8 / 10

plus

Incredible base for a 1-night stay.

Frank

stayed in 2020-08-01

9 / 10

plus

Adjacent to the downtown, 20 minutes on foot. It's just next door to Thirsty Barons, good for a little drink. The glorious view from the hotel on the ocean. Fantastic hostess running the venue. Will definitely visit place for next time, thank you.

John

stayed in 2020-01-24

8 / 10

plus

Our experience was WONDERFUL. Good choice of restaurants to eat close by, like pizza del sol that was only 15 minutes' walk away. We loved our stay in horny toad guesthouse.

Stan

stayed in 2020-03-24

9 / 10

plus

we appreciated staying at horny toad guesthouse. a private kitchen was ok for us. we could have lunch in butter fish set within 300 feet.

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